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Madness of randomness!

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Madness of randomness!

Post by Bela Kiss on Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:24 am

YES.

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An odd and random role play between me and Mia. (btw it is from Hogwarts.)



Evil Serial Killer wrote: Suddenly, a horrifying sound came from outer space; an atomic bomb was heading right for Edarlitrix and Assake. The bomb had something written on it, it said 'Say I love you or die a horrible death -Sincerely, Lord Voldemort'. Edarlitrix knew Lord Voldy wanted Edarlitrix to tell Voldy he loved him, but instead, Edarlitrix turned to Assake. "I love you," he whispered, and the atomic bomb exploded into fireworks shaped like flying dragons, butterflies, foxes, strawberries, eggs, and rubber ducks.

The Jet Black Whisper Mia wrote:"Do you mean it?" she asked, wanted the exact truth.

Okay I am skipping the boring parts. Razz

Dwight Schrute wrote:A dragon firework flew downwards and burned Edarlitrix alive. (no not really. Sad
Kevin Malone wrote:A rubber ducky firework hit a tree, starting a forest fire.

The Jet Black Whisper Mia wrote:"So um.. what're we supposed to do now?" she asked, slightly reffering to the fact that non-stop kissing would get quite boring and that they seriously needed to somehow find a way to escape.

Michael Scott wrote: Before Edarlitrix could reply, an octopus man walked through the fire and stared at them for a few seconds.
"My name is Davy Jones. There is only one way to get out of here -- on my ship, The Flying Dutchman. It can fly us out! GET ON THE SHIP!" Davy Jones pointed his crab claw arm at a gargantuan ship that was flying, yes, flying; a rope unraveled from the top and landed in front of Edarlitrix and Assake.
"I guess we just climb on," Edarlitrix shrugged and started up the rope.

The Jet Black Whisper Mia wrote:"Er..." she simply nodded, following, going up after him.

Pam Halpert wrote: Edarlitrix ascended into the ship, and looked around curiously. It was littered with skulls and a pipe organ.
"EVERYONE SIT DOWN! I am going to play my masterpiece!" Davy Jones pushed Edarlitrix out of the way, sat down in front of the pipe organ and began to play what 'The Lament of Jones'. It wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible either.
"SIT DOWN!" Davy roared, somehow having known Edarlitrix was still standing; Edarlitrix immediately sat down upon Davy's order.

Hannah Montana wrote:Still standing, and not wishing to be yelled at by Davy Jones, Assake sat down - beside Edarlitrix, of course.



Kelly Kapoor wrote:Davy finished and looked at Edarlitrix and Assake expectantly. "Well? Are you going to applaud me or not?" Edarlitrix went ahead and applauded Davy half-heartedly.

Lilly Something wrote:"Er... alright then.." she nodded gently, then applauded as well.

Calamari wrote:"Who wants anchovies?" Davy pulled a dented can out of his pocket and waved it around like shark bait.
"Not me..." Edarlitrix didn't like the sound of anchovies being served by an octopus man.

The Jet Black Whisper Mia wrote:"Me neither..." she whispered in reply, just staring up at Davy Jones.

The Muffin Man wrote:"Whatever, then," and with that, Davy threw the anchovies overboard.
"Where are we going?" Edarlitrix interrogated.
"We're going . . . we're going. . . to eat eggs," Davy riposted, looking around in a refrigerator that had magically appeared.

MIAAAA and Muff wrote:"And how many years have passed since they have expired?" she asked, crossing her arms, as if expecting old eggs.

Evil Snail wrote:"Ten, I believe," Jones replied, "but they're good nonetheless." He insisted, pulling out a moldy egg carton.

Mentally Ill Strawberry wrote:"I- I'll skip." she replied, slowly backing away from him. Obviously she wasn't in the mood to eat 10-year old, or more eggs.

Ancient Cowboy wrote:"Fine. Then you can eat rotten strawberries!" Davy opened the egg carton, which didn't contain eggs as he had you believe, but rotten strawberries; he then proceeded to bombard Assake and Edarlitrix with the disgusting berries.
"What is wrong with you?!" Edarlitrix snarled, backing away as well. A strawberry hit him between the eyes, splattering his face with ancient juice.
"Whatcha! Whatcha!" Davy cried, spinning the strawberries around like lassos.

Jacob Black is cooler than Edward Cullen who is ugly and stupid wrote:Assake continued to slowly back away, not really wishing to have rotten strawberries all over her.

Bobbalina wrote:Suddenly, the ship stopped with a sickening lurch.
"We're here! In the middle of the Hogwarts lake. In case you didn't know, they added a Kraken to it. Because the old squid died mysteriously. I can control the Kraken -- so watch out." Davy narrowed his eyes and dropped the carton of strawberries, walking over to the side of The Flying Dutchman. "Here, squiddy squiddy!" He squealed, and a grotesque vermillion tentacle slithered into the boat.
"Umm. .. . we should be on our way, now," Edarlitrix whimpered, backing away to the opposite side of the Flying Dutchman, away from the tentacle.
"Oh, don't even think about it!" Davy hissed, and on cue, a second tentacle appeared, but this time right by Edarlitrix.

Thanksgiving pwns wrote:"I.." she got up, standing there, just hoping the tentacle wouldn't come for her. The first Giant Squid 'attack' had been hard enough..


Pickle wrote:"You try to escape -- the Kraken will eat ya, he will!" Davy proclaimed, laughing manically all the while.
"What is the point in keeping us prisoners, what did we ever do to you?" Edarlitrix snarled shakily, as the tentacle was reaching out to grab him.
"The point is-- THERE IS NO POINT!! I'm just sadistic!" Davy beamed at the Kraken, and made a motion for it to get Edarlitrix.

I need to get dressed wrote:She ran towards Edarlitrix, grabbing a hold of his arm and attempting to pull him away from the tentacle.


Eggable wrote:The tentacle snatched at thin air where Edarlitrix had been moments before; a horrific snapping noise split the air and the bow of the ship collapsed.
"NO, NO KRAKEN!! NOT MY SHIP!" Davy scolded the frisky squid, who was busy tearing the wood from beneath the crew's feet.

Pie wrote:"Now.. to find a way to escape.." she whispered.

How Random Are You? wrote:Edarlitrix nodded and let out a gasp of shock as the floor beneath their feet collapsed, sending them tumbling into the water.

Lern 2 Speel wrote:She let out a shreik in terror just before sinking into the water. Still holding on to Edarlitrix's hand, she began swimming further from the ship, then begining to go upwards.

Squid Face Man wrote:Davy turned around, and seeing his prisoners gone, let out a cry of anguish. "Don't touch them, Squiddy, they're mine!" And with that, Davy unsheathed his cutlass, leaping into the water, swiping at Edarlitrix and Assake.
Edarlitrix pushed his foot against the sword, forcing it backwards but cutting his foot all the while.
"Bleah bleah!" Davy snarled, bubbles coming out of his mouth.

Cute Kitty wrote:As they were finally above, and no longer under the water, she still held on to Edarlitrix's hand, quickly swimming to shore.

EDAWW wrote:Once they were on shore, Edarlitrix held on to Assake's hand and sprinted towards the castle, Davy in hot pursuit.
"I'll get you two scumbags!" He seethed, slashing his cutlass in midair as he gained on Edarlitrix and Assake.

The Webkinz Pink lamb doesn't exist... wrote:Still holding on, she began running faster.. and faster..

Is it really physically possible to run this fast? wrote:And Davy ran at seventy-miles an hour, catching up with them rather quickly. He stood in front of them, holding his sword at their throats.
Edarlitrix dodged to the side and dragged Assake up a tree, knowing they had an advantage if they could act like monkeys, and swing from tree to tree.

The laughing turd wrote:"Gah!" was all she said, as she slightly banged against the tree a few times.

Olive Garden Free advertisement wrote:"You insolent squidlings!" Davy snarled, chopping at the tree with his sword before Edarlitrix had a chance to leap to the other tree. The tree they were in crashed down, and Davy was upon them with his cutlass before you could even say 'squidling'.
But then, out of the blue, a blue telephone booth came soaring towards them at lighting speed.
"What in the name of Calypso?" Davy gaped as the booth gently landed on the ground next to the group.

Wow wrote:"Er. . ."


Oh this isn't Doctor Who at all wrote:Out of the telephone booth stepped a boy of eleven, wearing a red t-shirt, black vest and rectangular-tortoiseshell glasses. "Hello, hello! I'm Christopher!" The boy exclaimed in an obvious Estuarian English accent.
"Um, hello Christopher.." Edarlitrix greeted uncertainly.
"No time for chit chat, time for decapitated heads!" Davy cried, aiming his sword at Edarlitrix.
"Woah, woah woah. Hold on, that's not necessary," Christopher simply pulled the sword out of Davy's hand and threw it away.

No comment wrote:"..." no comment was made from her.

Cry cry cry wrote:Davy Jones let out a horrible scream and then vanished.
"That was.. . . interesting." Edarlitrix commented dryly.

OKAY I SKIPPED DA RES
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Re: Madness of randomness!

Post by Dreamer on Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:51 am

xD HUZZAH!

LMAO, I think honestly the funniest part was how you changed the quotes so they said things like "Hannah Montana wrote" and "The Muffin Man wrote" xD

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Re: Madness of randomness!

Post by Bela Kiss on Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:54 am

eeehh danke schon
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Re: Madness of randomness!

Post by Tolly12bells on Thu 26 Nov 2009, 1:14 pm

Ahaha! LMBO! That was hilarious! I loved it!

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Post by Fallen Archangel on Thu 26 Nov 2009, 7:43 pm

ZOMG! NUUU!! How dare my name be Hannah Montana. xD
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Re: Madness of randomness!

Post by Dreamer on Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:04 am

xD

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Re: Madness of randomness!

Post by superdork11 on Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:26 am

wow! Where'd you come up with the laughing turd? oh wow! taht was funny! omg! i rofl. lol! that was estrememly funny! HI!
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