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Post by Dreamer on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:08 am

A place to post funny MLIA stories you've found (or, your own!) ^^

Today I decided to check out My Life is Twilight. I clicked on the Top 100 stories. The top few stories were people against Twilight. I chuckled. MLIA

Today I was leaving my house, when i heard someone saying, "You've got mail. You've got mail. You've got mail." in a computer animated robot voice. I ran inside and hid behind my couch. I finally went back outside, and saw my mailman. MLIA

The other day I touched wet paint then proceeded to say "OWW" I don't know why I did this. MLIA

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Post by PeggySnow on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:26 am

It was late, maybe 11:30, and I walked out of my room to use the bathroom. As I walked through the kitchen, my dad was in there, holding up a chunk if cheese the light. Somethings I don't want to know. MLIA.

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Post by Dreamer on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:40 am

Hahah!

Yesterday I was at my dad's graduation from college. He went back to retrain as a paramedic. We didn't see him at all before the ceremony until we got up to the auditorium level, where he was walking around in his gown yelling "TEN POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN" at the other passing graduates. My dad is 48. MLIA

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Post by PeggySnow on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:45 am

Awesome! Not for Slytherin, though xD

I got an idea for an epic new roleplay Smug *Runs off to RPing section to add it*

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Post by Dreamer on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:51 am

xD

Yayyy! *throws confettii* We need more RPs here. We need at least one Realistic RP, the section is completely empty! Personally, I LOOVEEE RPing. ;D



Today, while on a college campus tour, our tour guide briefly stopped to help a turtle across the road. Then proceeded to continue as if nothing happened. I think I know where I'm going to college. MLIA

Today, I was watching TV at my Nan and Grandads house, when my Grandad walks in during a trailer for 'Eclipse'. He then said to me "I thought Cedric Digory died?" I love my Grandad. MLIA

Today, by reading the back of the package, I discovered that the New York brand's Texas Toast is manufactured in Columbus, Ohio. MLIA.
^^^ I DISCOVERED THIS MONTHS AGO! xD

Today, I was walking down the street and someone dressed up as a pickle ran over an hugged me, the pickle also handed me a stuffed whale. Thank you mysterious pickle. Thank you. MLIA

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Post by PeggySnow on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:12 pm

I LOVE THE PICKLE ONE!! ;D

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Post by Dreamer on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:25 pm

xD IKR?

Today, I saw a chicken cross the road. MLIA

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Post by PeggySnow on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 1:49 pm

Epic!!

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Post by Tolly12bells on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 1:52 pm

About a fortnight ago, I made a wish on 11:11 that proceeded to come true the next day. Today, I realized that all the wishes I've made since are ones that I can accomplish. That way I don't have to break my wish-come-true streak. MLIA

Yesterday, one of my guy friends used a simile to describe middle school social status: "Middle School status is like a train. Once you miss it, it's gone forever." My other friends and I continued to add on, "If you catch the second train, it'll get you near where you want to go, but not to your final destination." And then, "If you make it on the third train, you're going to Hogwarts." My guy friend grins and says, "Well, if you miss that one, you're on the wrong platform. I only made it to Platform 9 and 1/2. CURSE YOU DOBBY!" I can't say I know why, but it easily made my day. MLIA

A little while ago, I saw an MLIA post that said, "Today, I learned that the average person laughs 15 times a day. I realized that people who read MLIA laugh a lot more than that." I laughed at the irony. MLIA

^^ Those are a couple I've submitted.

Today, I used my inhaler in a library while wearing glasses. I think I've just achieved a new level of nerdiness. MLIA

Today, we were served chicken in a tiny oriental box for lunch at school. I didn't know what was in it at the time, so when the lunch lady asked me what I wanted I said, "Boxey thingy." She laughed, and when she asked the people behind me they also said boxey thingy. Our lunch calander now says 'Boxey Thingy'. MLIA.

Today, I was watching "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" and one of the questions was: "What do you measure with Newton?". The Little girl, Olivia, answered: "Force (may it be with you so you can win)". Made my day. MLIA

Today my friend's little brother came home from his first day of middle school. His middle school is called Pennichuck Middle School, and they have seven periods a day. Some older kid, being funny, came up to my friend's brother after period 1 and said "Welcome to PMS, how was your first period?" My friend's brother couldn't stop laughing all through period 2. He's only 10 years old. MLIA

While i was at the mall earlier,i saw a crowd of people standing around a circle of teenage boys sitting in a circle. They were wearing all black,including ninja masks. all of a sudden one of them screamed 'NINJAS! BREAK!' Then they ran epically through the rest of the mall,jumping over tables,and chairs,and trash cans. This made my vacation. MLIA.

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Post by Dreamer on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 2:16 pm

Ahhh, I love yours, Lauren! You seriously never got them published?
I love the ninja one, too Eye Roll

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Post by Tolly12bells on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 2:19 pm

Thanks. Eye Roll xD No, none of mine have been published. xP I'm trying though!
Ahaha, me too.

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Post by Dreamer on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 2:26 pm

Hhaa, they should! Post 'em again, I'll vote for them! ^^

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Post by Tolly12bells on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 2:37 pm

Ehh... Not now. xD I get new average stories almost every day, so one of them is bound to get posted eventually.

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Post by Dreamer on Tue 20 Jul 2010, 4:58 pm

Okay ^^

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Post by Dreamer on Sat 07 Aug 2010, 10:39 pm

Today I was hungry but didn't want to go get anything to eat because I was busy reading MLIA. One of the posts read "Today I was reading MLIA submissions..." but my brain read it "Today I was eating MLIA submissions..." Not only is this bad enough, for a second I actually thought that was a good idea. MLIA
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Post by Tolly12bells on Sat 07 Aug 2010, 10:42 pm

LOL! That's awesome! I have one that I'm not going to bother posting:

Today, after spending a week with my grandparents, I am officially able to confirm the common MLIA theory. Yes. Old people are very awesome. I also have been using men's shampoo all week. MLIA

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Post by Dreamer on Sat 07 Aug 2010, 11:14 pm

Hhahaa nice Silly

Hahah look at this one:
A couple months back my boyfriend and I were at my house when my stepdad ended up leaving us alone for a couple hours. Obviously we did what any teenage couple in love would do. Yep, we finger painted. No regrets AT ALL. MLIA

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Post by PeggySnow on Sat 07 Aug 2010, 11:25 pm

Yoshi

xD Love that one! Ah, finger painting... Eye Roll

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Post by Dreamer on Sun 08 Aug 2010, 12:18 am

Last week, I was at a grocery store. While standing in line for the check-out I noticed a little boy running away from his parents. The mother noticed and grabbed a pineapple from her cart. The little boy saw the pineapple and came running back. Either the kid loves pineapple or it has mesmerizing powers to children. MLIA
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Post by Tolly12bells on Sun 08 Aug 2010, 1:06 pm

LOL! Wow, that's so random! *Bob runs* *pulls out pineapple* *Bob runs back*

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Post by Dreamer on Sun 08 Aug 2010, 2:08 pm

xDD I was like, what? xD

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Post by PeggySnow on Mon 09 Aug 2010, 11:19 pm

xD Pineapple..... LOL!

This one happeed to me earlier this evening: Tonight, while listening to the raido, I was able to fully convince my dad that the two Justin Bieber songs that playes were actually Hannah Montana songs. He didn't believe me when I told him they were actually Justin Bieber. MLIA

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Post by Tolly12bells on Mon 09 Aug 2010, 11:22 pm

LOL! Awesome!

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Post by PeggySnow on Mon 09 Aug 2010, 11:24 pm

LOL, yeah, I was pretty pleased with my dad.

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Post by Tolly12bells on Mon 09 Aug 2010, 11:25 pm

Hahahaha, I would be proud, too. I just recently discovered that Mom named her motorcycle Kevin. Kevin is a girl. xD

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