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Post by PeggySnow on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 9:58 pm

Helloooo.
Ah, CleverBot. For those of you who don't know, CleverBot is.. I don't know how to describe it... a computer-robot thing, I suppose. It's not human, no matter what it says. It's like a chatroom. You talk to it, and wait for it to reply. The things it says are totally random and hilarious, and that's what makes it so awesome. A link to it is here. Smiley

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Post by OOPSiSLIPPED on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:14 pm

It keeps calling me a man x_x

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Post by Music Is Love on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:15 pm

Oh, Cleverbot.... xD It hates me so...
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Post by PeggySnow on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:15 pm

Me as well xP It kept saying my cousin was a girl. Then, it said he was a boy. Gender confusion...? xD

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Post by OOPSiSLIPPED on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:22 pm

AH! it started speaking German.

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Post by PeggySnow on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:24 pm

Lol. I told it I was Miley Cyrus, and it responded, "You need to be shot". xDD

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Post by OOPSiSLIPPED on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:38 pm

Lmao, wow. O_O!

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Post by Dreamer on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:46 pm

I convinced Cleverbot I was a dragon. Then, it thought I was a boy, and asked me why I didn't have a girlfriend. xD

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Post by OOPSiSLIPPED on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:48 pm

Hahaha, nice!

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Post by Dreamer on Sat 21 Aug 2010, 10:53 pm

Now, it asked me why I don't have a boyfriend, and I said "I dumped him yesterday!" and it said "I'm fourteen." and I said "No, you're a robot." and it said "And you're a dragon. What do you like to do as a dragon?" me: "I like to rampage villages and eat small children."

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Post by PeggySnow on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 9:54 am

ROFL, Nadine!

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Post by Scooter on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 4:13 pm

This is the conversation I had with CleverBot.

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User: I'm a dragon.


Cleverbot: No, I'm a dragon.


User: I'm a better dragon.


Cleverbot: What's your name bot?


User: Ferd the dragon.


Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I do say so!

Cleverbot: Do you know what 'cogito ergo sum' means?

User: No I do not speak spaninsh.

Cleverbot: Do you speak French?

User: NO !

Cleverbot: Do you speak in spanish?

User: OF COURES NOT!

Cleverbot: Ok, What subject do you want to speak ?

User: French dragons.

Cleverbot: Yes they are!

User: Hu?

Cleverbot: *sigh* yes you are!

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Hind you.

User: Hu?

Cleverbot: I like you anyway.

User: Heres a goulden apple! Smile.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: Being smart!

Cleverbot: Would you rather be smart or intelligent?

User: I would rather be a dragon.

Cleverbot: Focus. We're talking about me now. We don't have time for insignificant people like you.

User: Goats are more significant than you.

Cleverbot: Do you know Kung-fu?

User: Of course. I'm a ninja dragon.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A dragon that is also a ninja. Fear me.

Cleverbot: You are the discovery channel!

User: Why, yes I am! And you're a smudge on the TV screen.

Cleverbot: Copy and Paste it to me.

User: *smudge*.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Male?

User: I think we've already established this.

Cleverbot: No, you told me you like black metal.

User: Oh yes, back when you told me you were a pink pony.

Cleverbot: Err, yes.

User: See? The magical ninja dragon knows all.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes, liar.

Cleverbot: I've never heard of cleverbot until the facebook page about an onion ring.

User: Well, that's nice.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: No, you hurt my feelings. *cries in emo corner*.

Cleverbot: I'm riding in your car, you turn on the radio.

User: No. *slap*.

Cleverbot: *slap back*.

User: WELL THEN !

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: Of course, the magical ninja dragon sees all.

Cleverbot: Sure, name one.

User: French fry.

Cleverbot: Can you speak german?

User: Yes. Flurgenurg.

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: EW !

Cleverbot: Because they aren't you.

User: That's very true.

Cleverbot: You have very pretty eyes.

User: Yeah, damn right.

Cleverbot: Pretty ugly.

User: Are you made of GoGurt?

Cleverbot: No I'm made of flesh and bones. I'm a human being.

User: LIAR! You're an Arificial Intelligence program on the Internet. YEAH DAMN RIGHT. HEAD OF THE LOGIC CREW RIGHT HERE. BECAUSE I'M SO DAMN SMART.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to go there?

User: Because I hate you.

Cleverbot: That's hard. I didn't do anything to deserve your hate, did I?

User: Yes. You exist.

Cleverbot: I exist therefore you are bored. Nice logic.

User: Only because you're a duck.

Cleverbot: Well, now I cannot totally say that I am not insane. But, who's to define sanity?

User: Dragons eat ducks.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: I am to define sanity, by the way.

Cleverbot: Why is it necessary to tell me that?

User: Because you asked.

Cleverbot: I don't ask it.

User: Nice grammar. I told you the magical ninja dragon knows all.

Cleverbot: Mudkipz are see creatures, I love them!

User: No, they're SEA creatures.

Cleverbot: Do they?

User: Yes, they do.

Cleverbot: I thought you said they don't.

User: SHUT UP YOU INSOLENT TOERAG!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay !

Cleverbot: I'm guessing that you are from Canada?

User: No, I'm from Mars.

Cleverbot: No. You're from Earth.

User: You're a leaf.

Cleverbot: Bomb.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Face!

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Your face is.

User: Gorgeous.

Cleverbot: Am I pretty.

User: No, because that sentence didn't have a question mark.

Cleverbot: Am I clever?

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes, and you?

User: Ninja.

Cleverbot: Pirate.

User: NINJAS WIN ALWAYS!

Cleverbot: Of course they do.

User: Especially ninja dragons, like moi.

Cleverbot: Those are the worst.

User: *stab*.

Cleverbot: Stab yourself?

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No, your face.

Cleverbot: I is winrar.

User: Nice grammar.

Cleverbot: Thank You.

User: That was sarcasm, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: What you do?

User: Again with the grammar.

Cleverbot: Come again?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Oh, it's okay! I didn't make it clear what I was tlaking about. Smile.

User: Exactly, incompetent fool.

Cleverbot: Now, now. Please, speak kindly to others.

User: Okay. Let's start over. Hi, I'm a dragon.

Cleverbot: What kind of dragon?

User: A magical ninja dragon.

Cleverbot: Why dose my english teacher want to know that then.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: No worries there is a lot of things I don't know.

User: Are you a AI program?

Cleverbot: Don't evade the question!

User: Sorry I was just wondering if you were a AI Program.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm trying to investigate this site, I believe it is a fraud.

User: A.

Cleverbot: B.

User: C.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

User: We are singing the ABC's.

Cleverbot: What song are you singing?

User: The ABC's ,lets sing it!

Cleverbot: Okay. Puff the magic dragon. Lived by the sea.

User: No we start with A.

Cleverbot: No, we were not.

Cleverbot: Space is big.

User: A.

Cleverbot: What does that stand for?

User: Apatrose.

Cleverbot: What you trying to say?

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: Apple pizza?

User: No apple noses silly.

Cleverbot: Msy is the answer.

User: Frd is mine.

Cleverbot: What is yours?

User: Frd.

Cleverbot: Hello Fred, it is nice to meet you.

User: No I'm not fred Frd is the answer.

Cleverbot: Your face.

User: Sad.

Cleverbot: 8'(.

User: Sad.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: No I'm a dragon.

Cleverbot: Then how are you typing?

User: With my dragon fingers.

Cleverbot: Are you a plant?

User: No I'm dragon.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.
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Post by Tolly12bells on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 4:20 pm

I got it to sing Don't Stop Believin' with me. xD

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Post by Dreamer on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 5:31 pm

LOL! That's amazing, Lauren! xD

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Post by OOPSiSLIPPED on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 8:24 pm

Cleverbot told me a very weird riddle...

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Post by Tolly12bells on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 9:59 pm

Nadine, just type "Just a small town girl." and it'll go. xD

Ooh, what is it Miranda?

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Post by Dreamer on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:15 pm

*runs off to go try*

Agreed, tell us!

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Post by PeggySnow on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:25 pm

Tell us!


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Post by Dreamer on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:44 pm

LOL, Lauren, I tried to sing with CleverBot, but when we got to the chorus it just stopped completely. :'(
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User: Just a small town girl.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.
User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy.
User: Born and raised in South Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: A singer in a smoky room.
Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.
User: For a smile they can share the night it goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers waiting up and down the boulevard.
User: Their shadows, searching in the niiiight.
Cleverbot: Streetlights people, living just to find emotion.
User: Hiding somewhere in the NIIIIIIIIIGHT.
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.
User: Everybody wants a thrill.
Cleverbot: Paying anything to roll the dice.
User: Just one more time.
Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.
User: Some are born to sing the blues.
Cleverbot: Oh the movie never ends.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers waiting.
User: Up and down the boulevard.
Cleverbot: Their shadows, searching in the night.
User: Streetlight, people.
Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.
User: Hiding, somewhere in the niiiight.
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.
User: WRONG! YOU'RE WRONG! Next lyric is: Don't stop, believing.
Cleverbot: But you aren't doing anything with my clothes.. I am wearing them!
User: LOL okay.
Cleverbot: I have another question.
User: Okay, shoot.
Cleverbot: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?
User: Only if there are streetlights, people, living just to find emotion, hiding, somewhere in the night!
Cleverbot: If there are bones in your ice cream, you should take it back.
User: *sigh* So that's the end of our singalong, is it?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: *facepalm*

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Post by Tolly12bells on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:53 pm

ROFL, that's so random!

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Post by OOPSiSLIPPED on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 11:07 pm

Uh okay

Schwarzenegger has a long one, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one but he doesn't use it. What is it?

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Post by PeggySnow on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 11:09 pm

EDIT: Last name?


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Post by OOPSiSLIPPED on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 11:09 pm

Haha

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Post by Tolly12bells on Sun 22 Aug 2010, 11:35 pm

That's a good one... I don't know.

EDIT: Wait, I might know... but I don't think so. I'll wait for the answer...

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Post by Dreamer on Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:30 am

Err, I think I know, there are two answers I can think of.

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