The Nerds Club

Welcome our fellow nerd friend! You know, I think we need a cool nickname besides nerds. Because that's a little depressing after a while. Like, Fwig is a cool nickname, and so is Twig. But Nwig doesn't work very well. I can't even say it. LOL

How about. . .

R.N.Us. ?

It stands for:

Random Nerds Unite!

OMG! At school, me and my 3 friends actually made up a cheer for dorkiness. We put our right fists into the middle so they form a square, you know? And then we yell,"We are DORKS UNITED!" and do the pump with our left fist!

Maybe I'm psychic.

Perhaps. Or perhaps it is I who am the psychic one, and was able to transmit a message through the computer screen directly into Maddie's mind with the help of my trusty USB drive, "No Name". LOL! Wow, what nerds we are. Or at least I am...

xD No no, you guys have it all wrong.
It is I who is the psychic one. I transmitted a message from the depths of my imagination into both of your minds, causing Lauren to make up a cheer and Maddie to think that she was psychic for coming up with a name similar to the cheer Lauren made up, resulting in both of you thinking you are psychic when, in reality, it is I who is the psychic one.
I mean, really, guys. Being realistic here.

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You are the all powerful nerd leader -- wait, is it you who's making me say that? O.o

Of course it is! BUAHAHAHAH! >=D

ROFL! This really is a club only Nerds could handle.

Yup. 'Cause we're just cool like that.

xD I love it that we're so nerdy, that nerdy suddenly equals cool.

xD I know, right?

Totally! Wish it worked that way at school! Dang, I'd be the most popular kid in the grade! LOL! No, that's probably false. I'd be in second or third place if my nerdish calculations are correct.

xD
It's weird, because I have a lot of friends and a bunch of them are actually pretty popular, and yet I'm a total nerd. I count myself pretty lucky. But I love my nerd friends the most.

Hahaha, all of my friends are my nerd friends. xD Because if anybody hangs with me, they're labeled nerd. xD

xD
IDK what the deal is with me. I am clearly the nerdiest nerd, and yet today the most popular girl in my grade wrote on my Wall of Facebook and she was like, "Omg, hey Nadine! Happy birthday!"
It was weird. Because I hate her guts. xD It was Carolyn, did I tell you about her? A while ago? I think so...
And I have friends who are popular or slightly popular or normal, and nerds! I'm a social butterfly, apparently! xD Which is even odder, because I usually like keeping to myself!
This is a strange world we live in, my friend. A strange, strange world.

LOL! Niiiice... Let me think... Ooh, here's something weird! In our orchestra, we only have 3 seventh graders. Me, Jason, and Chris. On Friday, September 4th, I mentioned that my birthday was tomorrow, September 5th. Jason goes,"Hey, today's my birthday! That's cool." And then Chris is like,"Wait, did you say that your birthday was on Saturday, Lauren?" and I'm like,"Yeah." And he goes,"Mine's on Sunday!" LOL!

xD No way, that's crazy!


I can't wait till Drama this year.. ahh, it'll be ahh-mazing. We're doing Into The Woods, and I'm trying out for either the witch, or Little Red Riding Hood. ^^ Ehmagawd, it'll be soo fun. And Ricky's in Drama, too!! Yay.

Last year, when we did Aladdin, he was the Sultan. And I was a townsperson (ugh. I hated being ensamble. I wanted to be in the SPOTLIGHT! I wanted to be Iago.) and so in Prince Ali, when all the townspeople are dancing around marching like complete buffoons, as I march/jump (that's how high Mrs.Compo had us stepping. It was more of a leap then a march. xD) past the throne where Ricky's sitting, he was like trying not to laugh at how rediculous we looked, which made me nearly burst out laughing too. Ooh gosh. That was the same night when Stage Crew forgot to cue the music in that once scene. Ahh, that was funny.
So Georgia's (Iago) line was, "Maybe you should set it to music." and then the music was supposed to come on and Spencer (Jafar) was supposed to sing about how he was going to get rid of Sam (Aladdin). But the music didnt come on. So Spencer was like, "Yep, some music would be good right about now." Silence. "I really think this would be a good time for some music." Silence. "Where's the music when you NEED TO PLAY IT?!" And then Stage Crew got the hint and played the music. xD

ROFL! That's awesome! It's like, *cough* *clears throat loudly* AHEM! xD

Ahaah! And we had curtain problems that night, too. Stage Crew screwed up majorly. xD The curtain didn't open when it was supposed to in the beginning. So what was supposed to happen was the narrators were supposed to start singing Arabian Nights, and then halfway through the first verse, the curtains should've opened and you see a busy marketplace and all the townspeople are singing too. But the curtain didn't open.. and we're all standing there singing behind the curtain really loud and pointedly making lots of noise like STAGE CREW OPEN THE CURTAIN! They got it open right as we hit the chorus. xD
The scene was really cool though, how it was supposed to go. This is how it went:
Narrator1: Oh I come from a land
N2: From a faraway place
N3: Where the caravan camels roam
N4: It's all flat and immense
N1: And the heat is intense
N2: It's a furnace
All N's: But hey, it's home.
*curtain opens to see lots of booths with fabrics and bread and fruit and such, and balcony things, and all the townspeople are singing as they pretend to buy or sell stuff or charm snakes or beg for change* Townspeople: When the wind's from the east and the sun's from the west and the sand in the glass is right
Jasmine: Come on down
Aladdin: Stop on by
Genie: Hop a carpet and fly
All: TO ANOTHER ARABIAN NIIIIIIGHTTT!

And then the chorus... good times, my friend, good times. xD

LOL! I don't do enough drama to experience things like that. xD

Ahaha, I love Drama. It's the greatest. *nods vigorously* It's soo funny, because when it's over for the year, you find yourself hanging around at home with nothing to do. xD Lmao, it's then that you realize, WOW, I HAVE NO LIFE. xDD

LOL! Yep. It's the same with school for me. I'll get home for SV (summer vacation) and I'll be on the internet for like, 5 hours because I have nothing better to do. Lolz. Gosh, I'm such a dork. To me, LOL is lawl. I always pronounce it lawl when I'm just reading it instead of L-O-L. Same as ROFL. Eileen got me stuck calling it Rawful. xD

OMG, same here! With the computer for five hours things, and the pronunciation. xD Lawl... and rawful.. xD OMG. This brings back memories of camp, and the rofl-copters. xDDDD Good times, my friend, good times.

LOL! I'm glad to see I'm not the only insane one.