Violent Science Song

OK, I'd forgotten about this, and it made me laugh waaaaay too hard not to post it:

In science, we had a project called R.A.F.T. I don't know what it stands for, but in our group, we got assigned to come up with a rock n' roll song, from the point of view of an earthquake, and we're talking to the mayor of our state which I shall not name. xD. So here it is:

Smash and Shake All Night (to the tune of 'Rock 'n Roll All Nite' by Kiss):


I’ll shake you with everything I’ve got
If you don’t change, your city will get caught
I’ll wreck your city if you’re lazy
You say you’re not worried 'bout me
But in the end, I will win.
I’ll wreck your city if you’re lazy
I’ll keep on smashin’, I’ll keep on killin’

I wanna shake and shake all night, and kill everybod-ay
I wanna shake and shake all night, and kill everybod-ay

You keep on saying you'll be fine for a while
I could make a crack that’s as long as a mile
I’ll wreck your bridges and your stages
I can wreck everything your city’s got
Baby, baby that's quite a lot
I’ll wreck your highways and your gas stations
I’ll keep on smashin’, I’ll keep on killin’

I’m gonna break your house tonight, and kill you the next day
I’m gonna break your water pipes, so you’ll go thirst-ay
I’m gonna crush your kids tonight, you can’t save everybod-ay
I’m gonna smash the cars tonight, It’s gonna stink bab-ay

I wanna shake and shake all night, and kill everybod-ay
I wanna shake and shake all night, and kill everybod-ay
I wanna shake and shake all night, and kill everybod-ay
I wanna shake and shake all night, and kill everybod-ay
I wanna shake and shake...

OK, and that was my rather violent song for science class! xD Hope you, whoever you are, got a kick out of reading it.

xDD LOL, I loved that, Lauren.

If you're wondering, the boy in our group, Will, wrote most of the lyrics. xD

lol that was the best poem/song ever!

Yeah. It was hilarous. And then you had to sing it... our rap SUCKED!

The Home Depot rap. xDD Right?

yeah... I would post it, but it's not worth the effort...

xD It was pretty funny though. "Yo..." xD Our's was pretty good. (Will was so pissed when Anna and I told him that he had to sing too. xD)

Nice! I don't think Will really felt like doing that. But, Josh, Georgia, and I's was truly pathetic...