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Indeed you do.

Yoflam! Hey, when is the new chapter going to be here?

Laughing at all the wrong times, when stuff really shouldn't be funny... is a bad habbit I have.

I went to see Eclipse on Friday.... I went with my mom and a bunch of her work friends. The only reason I went was because my mom's friends from work are AWESOME! It was super funny, because one of them, (Judith) was slightly "buzzed" (Or how my mom likes to say, "feelin' happy") so whenever they were showing "Jacob" Judith would go, "Oh hot damn..." or she would howl. xD It made my night.
Okay, that was off-topic, but I wanted to tell this story

LOL! That's so awesome! Yeah, my mom is thinking she's going to go see Eclipse just because of Taylor Lautner. xDD

I know! But the weird part was, she was like, 53, and was married.. Ah, well, I guess that's what happens when "you're feelin' happy" xD Who wouldn't see it because of Tayor Lautner xD

ROFL! IKR? Taylor Lautner is just... awesome.

xD Yeah... He makes the movie worth seeing

xD Me and my friends are going to go see Eclipse dressed up as Harry Potter characters, and when Edward comes on screen, we're going to shout "CEDRIC! I KNEW YOU DIDN'T DIE!" and point our wands at people on screen and say random spells. xD

I wish I cold see that! xD Tell us how it goes

ROFL! Excellent! Then go put it on MLIA. XD

xD I will!

Ahaha, that one will SO get published.

xD Ikr? I love MLIA, becuase they all hate Twilight and love HP, and they all have the same sense of humor as me and everything, it's great xD

Sorry, but what is MLIA? I'm lost.. xD

MyLifeIsAverage.com. Millions of funny stories about people's lives that are not average. xD

Ahh, now I see. xD

xD Go check it out, it's hilarious.

I cracked up on the one where a guy dressed as a pickle hugged someone xD

"Today, i realized that one of the stop signs at my school has "don't" spray painted above it and "believin'" spray painted below it, so it says "Don't STOP Believin'". MLIA"

ROFL Lauren, did you happen to do this?

Nope... I've wanted to, though. xD Haha, I haven't managed to get any of my average stories posted, yet. I've cracked up numerous times reading this site. xDD

Yeah, I've tried to get posted once or twice but never suceeded. One was I was doing the Google-Yahoo war, and I typed "why doesn't". Yahoo gave me "Why doesn't he call?" and Google gave me, "WHY DOESN'T BELGIUM EXIST?!?!"
xD

They're awesome! xD

Lol, I get kinda bored about all the Google/Yahoo. Here are some of my favorites. (Eileen and I share an account, so these are our saved stories:

Last semester in Mythology, we took a test for the Underworld. One question asked the name of the three-headed dog. I wrote "Fluffy" as my answer. Guess who got extra credit? Not me. I got the question marked wrong. MLIA. (Me: Lol, I would have tried that, too.)

Today, we got a new student in my Chemistry class. The teacher forced her to tell us about where she's from. She said she was from Oklahoma, and finised with "I guess I'm just a small town girl." I immediately replied with, "Livin' in a lonely World?", and everyone in our class took a turn saying a line to the lyrics, until we finished. Pretty good day. MLIA. (Me: SPAZZZ!!!!!)

Today, I joined a group on facebook that was called "I was mind-blown when I realized that OK looked like a sideways stick figure." Then my friend joined a group called "I was even more mind-blown when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja." So true. MLIA (Me: I spazzed when I realized this too)

Today I was driving home from school with my sister and pulled up behind a car with the license plate AU SNTCH. It took me a minute until my sister pointed out that AU was the chemical symbol for gold. In other words, their license plate was Golden Snitch. I screamed the rest of the 5 minute ride home that I finally had an MLIA worthy moment. Thank you mystery driver and Harry Potter fan. MLIA. (Me: That is so cool)

Yesterday my school held the make ups for the Graduation exams and they had designated areas for students from each grade level. For the freshman their place was named Platform 9 3/4, Sophomores it was Hogsmead, Juniors it was The Quidditch Field, and Seniors it was Dumbledores Office. I'm starting to regret not signing up to retake the test for a better grade... but I am happy to know that my school supports Harry Potter. MLIA (Me: Ooohh... fun!)

Today, i was setting up Microsoft word on my computer. a notice popped up on the screen asking me who to licence the product to. i decided to put "kill" now every time i start up word, it says "this product is licenced to kill" MLIA. (Me: Errr... Creative?)

My art teacher likes to play music while we work. "Dont Stop Believing" by Journey came on, and basically the whole class, including a asian kid who barely speaks English, proceeded to singing along. MLIA.

Today, I saw a sign on a door that said "Dumble". I thought for a minute to finally realize that if you put dumble and door together, it makes 'Dumbledore'. It made my day. MLIA.

Nice xD I liked the Dumble Door one... xD

Me too. I find that one comical. xD

Yes. It amuses me xD