♥ Crusher's Club III ♥

Well.... Lauren is planning not to have kids, so as a joke, for her wedding, (even if she doesn't marry Laurence) I'm gonna give her a box of condoms.

Yeah, Kate likes to hit me with a giant plastic hammer yelling at me to pee. She also makes fun of my baby pictures.

It's not my fault! I was kinda out of it when I read that!

It's true. Like, everyone acts so different when there at school, and trying to like, keep up an image, or whatever, and then they get home, and it's like, "Whoa... O.o Where'd that person come from?" Glad you had a great time though.

xDD Nice. Idk, I want kids. Ideally two, a boy and a girl. Even though they're a lot of work.

Lmao, okay then.

xD Well yeah, I figured.

Well, me and Ricky our ourselves in school, but since it's s distracting there, there's never that last finishing touch of our insanity that we create when we're together.

xDD Niiiiice. Yeah, a boy and a girl would be my two ideal children.

Hmm....

Okay, that makes some more sense now. (When I was typing that, I accidently wrote, "Thank you so much!" Umm.. okay?)

Ah. I see what you mean, now. Like, as in.... Gah! I can't explain it, but I know what you mean. Like, it's good to see him, but it's better outside of school. That's the best I can do.

xD

Lmao! Like Lauren: "Ham... What?" Ahh, 2 AM RPs. <3

Basically, yeah.

If I do have kids... My three ideal children are three boys. It's a recipe for disaster, but... Gilberto, Felix Fidelio, and Samuel are going to be my three sons. My husband gets no say in this whatsoever. xD (Eileen... bahaha... "Celebrating love is all about sex!" "Well, it looks like I have no say in children or not." xD)

"Pee, pee, pee! You can always change your pants!" xDD

Ahahaha... "((The first time I tried to type that, I typed ham. What?")) We were both so tired. xD That was the same night Mirt the Ninja came and asked if Nadine and James had seen Gilberto The-Evil-Math-Book-Character-That-Comes-To-Life, was it not? xD

That makes total sense. Being insane is always a good time...

xDD I would never want to name my child Gilberto. I wouldn't do that to them. xD

LMAO. I just like died. Story behind that, please?

I believe so. xD Ohmygod, that was a fun time.

Yeah. Like really, we act soo drunk when we're together.

I know. It's terrible. But Sophia's naming her child Frambó. I think Gilberto is much more acceptable after that. xD And it sounds friggin' awesome in a British accent. xD

Me, Kate, and Eileen were all at Eileen's house (I believe this was movie night... Correct me if I'm wrong Eileen) and others were coming. But it was just going to be us for about an hour because we had carpooled, and we both live in a different town. So we were early, and waiting for everybody else to show up so we could watch Twilight and make fun of it. xD Kate grabs this huge plastic hammer that sounds like a rubber duck when it hits something, and started hitting Eileen repeatedly, and she laughed so hard she fell on the floor, so I filmed the whole thing with a camera, and Eileen starts crying out that she has to pee, and to let her up, and Kate's like, "Pee, pee, pee! You can always go free bird for a while!" and "Pee, pee, pee! You can always change your pants!" ROFL... This lasted for at least 10 minutes. xD

It was. LOL. I'm going to go find that, now.

Ahaha... That's awesome. I think I sorta act drunk all the time. xD

Yeah, Gilberto's definitely better off than poor Frambó. "Frammy, sweety, how was school today?" "Terrible, kids made fun of my name."

xDD It was movie night, and yes. That's also the same night as:
1. Kate making fun of my baby pictures.
2. "Quick! Lauren! The baby's coming! Catch Georg!!!!!"
3. "5 second rule! 5 second rule!!!"
Yeah. T'was an epic night.... xDD

Yeah, I remember that.

Yeah, given how you fall over all the time? Or just in general.

xDD Oh, Elieen. "Terrible, kids make fun of my name." xD

ROFL. Haha, "Quick! Lauren! The baby's coming! Catch Georg!!!!!"? Do we want to know? xD

I think I remember hearing about that...

Haha. There is a kid in my science and English/Reading class who acts like he's drunk. He waddles around like a penguin in his chair, and when the teacher is not looking, he does splits. It's funny, but so so wrong at the same time.

ROFL. The best part, is his name is Frambó Gesalunta (Jes-uh-loon-tah). Plus whatever last name she gets. xD I feel bad for my second child, Felix Fedelio. Especially if I marry Laurence, because he has sort of a mouthful of a name.

Yes! OMG, I forgot about that! xD We had watched Sound of Music that same night, and Georg is the Captain's name. Abi decided she would name her child Georg. (pronounced Gay-org. xD Not kidding.) So somehow, a beach ball got into Abi's possession, and she put it under her shirt, and slept with it there all night. Then, at like, 8:30 in the morning just after I woke up, she runs over to me, stands over top of me, and goes, "Quick! Lauren! The baby's come early! Catch Georg!" and punched the beach ball out from under her shirt. It hit me in the face! xD

Bahaha....

ROFL! That's is SO random! And Eileen, just in general...

Wow you guys! I wish we lived in the nineteenth century so such chatter of CONDOMS IS PROHIBITED! under pain of death. No, not really. What a sorry disappointment -- I am far too much a prude! For Halloween, I was the Invisible Man! That is why no-one saw me. i.e. I didn't go trick-or-treating.

Oh. and like btw, me and Ralph TOTALLY BROKE UP he was so TOTALLY unfair on Spore and wouldn't let me play the Creature stage!

All my favorite names for imaginary children have c's (save the name Edmund) Clement, Clarice, Terrance, Vincent, Maurice are great christenings for little munchkins!

Yeah, it would be kind of a mouthful, Lauren.

It was so funny! Then she had to feed him by basically blowing air into him, and she had to deflate him to take him home.... xD

All I can picture is like, a sheep going baaah... When you write Bahaha....

It is random. Okay, xD.

Yeahh, sorta. xD Almost as bad as Felix Fidelio Uomsvury. xD

That was an epic fail. xD So funny, though.

... Alrighty then.

I'm sorry about Ralph, Maddie...

Seriously. Were'd the v come from though?

Yeah, it was weird.

Yeah, sorry, probably not what you were thinking.

Yeah....

Because Bury seems too awkward. (Hint hint hint)

A little. xD

No, not quite. xD

...

I now, but, well, I guess, but you'd think anyway, oh well. I get it.

Yeah... xD

Yeah... Hehe.... xD

...

Yeah... O.o

............. Wow, the next three sections lines are pointless. xD

OH MY GOD, Eileen. Your avvie. xDD

Okay, so today in Health, Kian was being perverted by saying something about what he did with The Hound in Fahrenheit 451, and Laurence and I were losing it, and then our teacher would glance back, and we'd just awkwardly giggle, then Laurence snorted, then we all lost it again. xDD Then somehow the topic turned to winter sports, and Lor and I were going back and forth:
Him: "I'm surprised there aren't more 8th graders skiing."
"Yeah, me too. Usually there's a ton."
"How many people are bowling this year?"
"I dunno. A ton. It's ridiculous."
"The other big thing was speedskating. How many people are doing that?"
"I am..." *starts counting*
"I know you are."
"You stalker!"
"Hey, your name was ON the list."
"Yeah, but it was all the way on the other side of the window from yours!"
"Well, yeah, but--"
"And you knew what you were in! You didn't need to look at the list."
"Well at least I'm not so much of a stalker that I know where you live."
"But you started that, and yes you do!"
"Okay, well fine. We're both stalkers, okay?"
"Okay."
xDDD IDK why, but it was hilarious, because this was like, super high speed.

As Lauren said: OH MY GOD, Eileen. Your avvie. xDD

Aww. xD You guys are so cute and weird.

I thought I had big news, but actually, I really dont. xD Like I don't even have news at all, now that I think about it. Just don't mind me. I'm just -- OH WAIT YES I DO HAVE NEWS. NEVERMIND. xD
It's more of a revaltion, though. Anyway, here I go. The other day I realized to what extent I've fallen for Ricky. I am actually truly, honestly, completely head over heels in love with him. It sounds so corny but I've never felt like this before. It's so completely different in every way that I know that it's real. And now my heartache is ever worse and it's killing me and I'm dying. I'm slowly withering away... like a little asparagus... wilting.... O.o HAHAH inside joke with Ricky. xD Okay, sorry. But in all seirousness, I AM THE WILTING ASPARAGUS. I kid you not. I keep getting nauseous when I think about how much I love him and the fact that he doesn't feel the same.

I know, I know. It's amazing.

LOL, nice. You guys are just amazing.....

WEll, Nadine, I'm very sorry that you are a wilting asparagus. And I'm also sorry that he doesn't feel the same about you.

Now, wait for it Nadine, I made that. xDD It took her very off-guard the first time she saw it.

It was so funny. xD

LOL, nice intro...
Wow, that was pretty deep. It's totally crazy when you get a similar feeling then it's like, "Wait, I have no idea what I'm feeling. It's never been like this before..." And nice wilting asparagus, and best of luck.

LMAO. I believe that is a WIN.

xD You are amazing.

I know, right? Like... it's just... agh. You know, I honestly think he may have some subconcious feelings for me, but since he doesn't want to lose his best friend he doesn't dare address them.

After about a week away (I was grounded ) I have no clue whats going on. So I shall read. xD

But I have a new problem. Justin hasn't said like, ANYTHING to me for about a week. :/ But like, everytime I look over at him, he's staring at me and then he looks away when I look. But he won't talk to me. It's so frustrating, :/

Aww, bummer Katie. xD

Hmm... That's cute, and confusing all at once (the crowd begins to siiiinngg... sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the sameee...). Then you just have to go talk to him. Poke him, and start a conversation. xD He's a boy. Boys tend to be a little shy, especially around girls they like.

Yes, indeed. It was an EPIC WIN. xD

I know, I am amazing. *sexy pose*

I agree, Nadine. I think he's in the denial phase still. That could last for who knows how long. I'm pretty sure you just have to be more and more obvious, and I think he'll finally pick it up.

Yeah... What for?

*What Laruen said*

It IS and epic win.

Dang it! Dude! That's what I was gonna do! Ugh. *annoyed sexy pose*

Yeah, again, *what Lauren said*

Oh no... xD Yes... what for?

*Scrolls up to read what I said*

Oh yes...

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! *laughs in your face* Haha, the other night... xDD

Heh... Heh...