Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Year 2: Part 1- Fall

(( hii. i am bored. RP anyone? ))

(Okay Mia! Wait are we still on the train?)

((Um.. I dunno. XP))

[[ no, we arent. xD We are wherever we wanna be anyone RP? ]]

(Uh I can clone Ehzno for you, Julia.

For Mia:)

Ehzno sat outside in a tree, reading about... mushrooms! No unexpectations, as his favorite thing was fungi.

The usual, Assake was leaning against something. Though this time.. it wasn't a wall! It was a tree.

[[ okz xD I shall use my weirdo ravenclaw, Oliver Bobo! ]]

(Okay I'm not sure what tree she's leaning against but I'm pretending it's Ehzno's. xD)

"Ehzno, why do you always read about mushrooms? Why not serial killers like last time?" Ohnze, Ehzno's sociopathic alter-personality griped.
"Giant squid." Ehzno retorted quickly; the two words 'giant squid' could shut Ohnze up faster then someone searching for a needle in a haystack. (Horrible comparison, I know...)

(Okay Julia can you start?)

"Hm? Someone say something?" she asked, slightly tilting her head on one side.

[[ ok. ]]

Oliver walked down the steps, and sat beside a tree. He started reading a book about Monkey Tacos.

"No, I can assure you no one said anything," Ehzno lied briskly. He wasn't accustomed to lying, but sometimes it was quite necessary.

[[ ok. ]]

Oliver walked down the steps, and sat beside a tree. He started reading a book about Monkey Tacos.

Ehzno looked down from the tree he was sitting in; someone was down below... reading about Monkey Tacos.

Oliver looked up. "Hullo.." he said to the weirdo dude in the tree. xD

She crossed her arms. "Hmph. You really beleive that I'm about to beleive you?" she questioned.

Oliver looked up. "Hullo.." he said to the weirdo dude in the tree. xD

"Uh... Hello?" Ehzno acknowledged the boy.
"HELLO!" Ohnze shouted.

She crossed her arms. "Hmph. You really believe that I'm about to believe you?" she questioned.

"Probably not," Ehzno knew his attempts at lying where pitiful, especially when Ohnze had shouted... you can't exactly lie about it if you just shout.
"I wouldn't believe a word Ehzno says, actually." Ohnze sneered, caring neither for his well-being nor Ehzno's.

Oliver stared at the dude, a bit creeped out. "Hi.. Erm.. Whats up?" He said uncertainly

Oliver stared at the dude, a bit creeped out. "Hi.. Erm.. Whats up?" He said uncertainly

"Nothing," Ehzno replied, for in fact, nothing was up as far as he could tell.
"The sky, the sky is up retard!" Ohnze snapped. To tell you the truth, the sky was indeed up.

"What? How many of you are there?" she asked, reffering to how he spoke, like as if two people were there.

Blacka-Blacka wrote:"What? How many of you are there?" she asked, referring to how he spoke, like as if two people were there.

"Two," Ehzno replied reluctantly.
"I can count to two! Listen. Two! There, I counted to two." Ohnze announced in a smart-aleck tone of voice.
"You cannot count to two! You have to go one, two. Not 'two'." Ehzno instructed. He couldn't stand it when Ohnze acted what he considered 'smart'. Ohnze was most certainly, not smart.

"Yeah, same. Erm.. Is there someone else up there, or am I a retard?" Oliver asked.

Moony wrote:"Yeah, same. Erm.. Is there someone else up there, or am I a retard?" Oliver asked.

"No, Ehzno's the retard you retard!" Ohnze cackled, a VERY irritating sound.
"He's right, minus the part where he says you're a retard as well." Ehzno affirmed sadly.

"Retards," she muttered.

"I take that as a yes, there are 2 of you.." Oliver muttered.

Blacka-Blacka wrote:"Retards," she muttered.

"You're quite right, missy. Minus the part where you say I'm a retard as well," Ohnze conveyed peskily.
"Earlier you told me, Ohnze that whatever I was you were too... so that means you're a retard." Ehzno pointed out sincerely.

"I take that as a yes, there are 2 of you.." Oliver muttered.

"Why are you reading Monkey Tacos? Is that even a book?" Ohnze pestered the boy.

Oliver looked up at the dude. "Yeah, they are tacos that are monkeys, retard." He said in a Duh-Every-Knows-THAT voice.